13 Best Funny Christmas Quotes for You


Christmas is around the corner and time for some celebration is back. There's going to be family meets, fun with friends, some booze outs and the celebration will extend till the new year. Christmas is just an awesome way of making way for some happiness even if your life is not at all sorted. So, we decided to collect some of the funny Christmas Quotes for you from the web, and put it in an article for you. Read it, and have a laugh. Share it with your friends and make them laugh. Enjoy the day. 

Laughing Santa

Christmas is cancelled. Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year. He died laughing.

Santa told me he received and read your letter. However, because of the recession and the economic crisis, all he was able to get you is coal! Only joking! I hope you enjoy the present – Merry Christmas!

When you stop believing in Santa, he will get you an Underwear.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry. I told Santa I want you for Christmas.
Dear Santa,
This year all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please, don't mix up the two like you did last year.

Santa saw your Facebook profile. You are getting clothes and a dictionary for Xmas.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

For Christmas this year, I will be making a donation in your name into my bank accout.

Santa Clause has a right idea. Visit people once a year.

How do we know Santa is a man? He shows up late, eats your cookie, emptys his sac, cums only once and leaves you while you are asleep.

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over head with.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is to singing loud for all to hear.

May this Christmas be happy and prosperous for you. May these funny Christmas Quotes bring a smile on your face. If you have some friends : Christmas Quotes about Friendship is the best read for you. If you are a movie freak, we have collected some of the Best Christmas Quotes from Movies. Christmas is a festival that is celebrated all over the world and there are presents shared, gifts, parties and get together. The best part has always been getting a Christmas card on the Christmas eve - handmade. So, if you are making a handmade card for you friends, parents or family members, here are some best Christmas Quotes for Cards.

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  1. I love the Christmas festivities and atmosphere it gives